i had a suprise quiz/exam/life ruiner at uni today.. i know that i got one wrong.

im rather upset. the only thing that will rescue me from the impending doom of certain depression, is an extra large helping of freckles. HOWEVER, my brother Andy, who shall remain nameless, is a big fat asshole shithead cos he ate said freckles.

if per chance u are watching the news tonight, and u see a headline along the lines of “Young blonde suspected in the homicide of one Andy Cuntface, over grand theft candy” then i have no idea to whom this is referring to……….

I R INNOCENT!