Pink is the new black..

to jesse ray irl

hello.. i love u

thinks..

that arbs is so full of shit irl tbh imo

wonders..

what program arbs was watching that was so riveting..

I wish..

that mykal would fuck off

16 Oct 2009
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charlii:

goodbye my lover…

i want to have fairy bread NOW

1 Oct 2009
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“

Happiness needs sadness.
Success needs failure.
Benevolence needs evil.
Love needs hatred.
Victory needs defeat.
Pleasure needs pain.

You must experience and accept the extremes. Because if the contrast is lost, you lose appreciation; and when you lose appreciation, you lose the value of everything.

”

— Philippos

1 Oct 2009
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jas and i trying rather unsuccessfully to blow up an airbed lol..

Dear Guy Sebastian,

no, i rly fucking DON’T like it like that.. plz stop asking and go away forever. listening to your song is like eating cardboard with artificial sweetner on it. sure it’s catchy, but so is AIDS.

Sincerely, Kell.

Ps.. i know i used to like u, but sorry.. u went too far.

today..

i had a suprise quiz/exam/life ruiner at uni today.. i know that i got one wrong.

im rather upset. the only thing that will rescue me from the impending doom of certain depression, is an extra large helping of freckles. HOWEVER, my brother Andy, who shall remain nameless, is a big fat asshole shithead cos he ate said freckles.

if per chance u are watching the news tonight, and u see a headline along the lines of “Young blonde suspected in the homicide of one Andy Cuntface, over grand theft candy” then i have no idea to whom this is referring to……….

I R INNOCENT!